O grămadă de gagici din Războiul Stelelor au nevoie de nava ta de carne pentru a acoja în golfurile lor umede

This is what you call turning to the Dark Side. How can you not feel emotion, be you Jedi or not, when three stunning babes want to nail you? Search your feelings, you know it that it's true - you want your lightsaber serviced until it explodes!